What Men Want Women To Know About Their Penis

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WARNING:  What you’re about to read may cause some people discomfort.  If nicknames for your anatomy, foul language and the truth from a man’s view about sex, love, and relationships bother you… then stop reading now. 

I’m writing this because these are topics that are rarely talked about and should be put out in the open.  These are the thoughts, ideas, and musings of men about relationships, love and sex.  With that…

What Men Want Women To KnowWhat Men Want Women To Know About Their Penis

Is it a secret? Not really, but it does seem like women want to know stuff about our ‘meat sticks’ and never ask US.

Why?  I have no friggin’ clue…

But I know they’ll go to the girlie mags or to their friends, who don’t know a darn thing about penises, and ask them.

Ladies, why don’t you just ask your man.  Or ask a friend who is a man?

Here’s the deal… We don’t control it.  It controls us.

Surprise… Surprise… Surprise!

It rises when it wants.  Cool breeze, morning sun, the sight of boobs or boob looking objects… any of them causes a rise on its own.

We can’t command it and we can’t wish it away.

Why do you think we get embarrassed when old one eye shows up to the party.

Because we can’t do anything about it but sit down and place a pillow over our lap and do our best to look natural.

There are only three ways to get it back to it’s flaccid state. 

The first is to leave it alone.  Eventually it will go back down. 

But here’s the thing, it’s part of me.  If you don’t like IT, then you don’t like ME… in a way.

The same way you want flowers, I want you to engage it from time to time without 20 minutes of conversation.

But I digress.

The second way to shrink it is conversation. In fact, conversation may be the fastest way to stop it cold.

And the third way to shrink it is the most fun.  I’ll bet you can’t guess what that is…

But it is sensitive, so be very, very careful!

Yes, ladies, it’s not a joy stick for crying out loud.  It’s a huge pleasure source that needs attention and caring.

The two things underneath it are not bean bags you can knock around. 

Be careful.

You’re welcome to look at it but it may cause it to rise.  Again, on its own.  If it does, since you engaged it then be ready to help out.  I have to take care of it enough on my own.

It’s my soap, my peter, and I’ll wash it as fast as I want to.  And we will talk about THAT in an up coming post pretty soon. 

We love when you rub it, suck it, and well… I’ll keep it at least PG-13 but you know what I mean.

Those things really get us going.  We don’t always get into the emotional mood.  We only do that for you.  Because we love you.  So next time you want to know what works for us, just ask.

Now, let’s get to specifics. 

What feels good and what doesn’t.

First, it’s not a race.  I don’t need you giving me rug burn with your hand.  You don’t need you to spit on it and you certainly don’t need to slap it on your face.

Go slow.  Don’t try to skin it like a dead deer.  And don’t be offended if I tell you what to do.

All men are different.  Your man will like things that I don’t.  So don’t be afraid to ask.  In fact, I encourage you to. 

And if you’re asking your girlfriend what her guy likes… forget it.  It’s not the same.

Besides, if you ask your man what he likes and how he wants you to work him over, you’ll be pleased greater in the long run.

But that’s just me.

I’ll leave you with those thoughts for now.

If you have specific questions that you want to know about a man’s penis then just leave a comment below.

The next topic you’ll see from me will be all about what men think about breasts (a.k.a.: boobs, tits, fun bags…)

Yep, our thoughts will be revealed.

Stay tuned till then.  In the mean time, leave me a note.

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  1. April 29, 2012 at 7:12 pm

    Jay,

    Great stuff here. I think many people have trouble discussing sex and the “working parts” of sex. I like how you have brought humor to the subject, but still kept an honest view.
    I look forward to more of these and next weeks offering on BOOBS!

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